I have this commandments of married couples and I found it quiet funny and realistic in some ways. So I hope you would agree with me, winks!
- Marriages are made in heaven, But then again, so is thunder and lightning.
- If you want your wife to listen and pay their strick attention to every word you say, talk her in your sleep.
- Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least a 100 grand!
- Married life is very frustrating, In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
- When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is..... hihi
- Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
- Before marraige, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marraige, he will fall asleep before you finish.
- Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only ONE wife.
- Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.
- A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Have a blast married life guys, I am now having a second thoughts of getting married, nyahaha ^_^









